Tuesday, December 23, 2008

happily holidays

May you all have a most joyous and wonderful holiday season.

Love to you and yours.

B and the B family

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Tamales in the mf'ing white house

I was watching the HGTV White House Xmas Special (yes, I am THAT gay) and the designers were complimenting Mz. Bush on her selection of red, white, and blue for the white house decorations and I'm thinking could a first lady BE any more lazy?

She merely had to flop her gin-soaked head to one side, look at a flag and slur "Red, white, and blue." The garland was festooned with silver eagles. Silver Eagles! WTF? That's not Christmasy. On Christmas Eve they have their Texas traditional tamales. Tamales! The Bushes aren't Texan or Mexican, but I'm guessing the WH chefs balked at pigs in a blanket.

Then today I saw on CNN they were showing Laura next to Michelle Obama and it just made me so happy all over again to know that we'll have a talented gorgeous un-Joker like lady in the White House... and you can bet she won't be picking red, white and blue and tamales next year.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Get ready to deeeeyance!

On Moooondays I never go to work!

Monday, December 08, 2008

My basement was partially flooded this morning, I got a speeding ticket on the way into work, my son is acting like Bruce Lee hitting all of his classmates, I'm on antibiotics for my sinus infection, and I have a paper cut on my finger that hurts every time I type the letter "a" ow.

How's your day going???!