Friday, December 07, 2007

The crying, the stitch, and my wardrobe.

I run over to Target at lunch to pick up a couple Christmas presents and when I get back into the driver's seat I notice something. What's that? Oh my. My pants have split right at the crotch. The seam has just unravelled exposing my calvin's to the world. I don't remember that being there this morning when I pulled them up. Of course I'm half asleep when I dress so it's likely I just missed it.

I'm thinking back to this morning when I was talking to my co-workers and I was probably sitting with knees apart. Did they notice? I've only been here less than 4 months so would they be comfortable enough to say hey, you're flashing.

Two months ago I was getting something behind my desk and the corner of my cargo pant pocket caught and ripped a perfect line in the front of my pant. I was wearing boxer briefs at the time and there they were. So this makes 2 underwear flashing incidents in a new office in the span of three and a half months. I had to tell my office mate about the front rip because it was so apparent. I may have to let this one slide and simply sit demurely through the rest of the day.

8 comments:

Terri@SteelMagnolia said...

Ahhh hahaa ..
I hate it when that happens!

Kevin @ Sunshine Day said...

I know I shouldn't laugh but...
Hahahaha! Sounds like something that would happen to me and now it probably will.

Cooper said...

LOL ... sorry, I can't help it. I had that happen last summer when a pocket ripped off my cargo shorts exposing my hanes ... which thankfully I was wearing, because I often wear shorts commando.

Mike said...

Actually, if you rip the seam of your pants at your crotch, shouldn't we all be impressed?

TigerYogiji said...

The same thing happened to me, and as a result of it, I met my husband! ;)

Daddy Cool said...

Mike, har.

tiger, aaaaw how romantic. hee.

Dan said...

At least you're wearing underwear... I cry when I think of the day I did this in the middle of a supermarket, sans boxers.

"Jo, to the clothing department, gogogo!"

André McFarlane said...

Sorry, hilarious!

André