Wednesday, November 15, 2006

There's nothing worse than a rude decorator

From the November 13 edition of Talk Radio Network's The Savage Nation:

MICHAEL SAVAGE: And I want to tell you something, and I'm going to say it to you loud and clear. The radical homosexual agenda will not stop until religion is outlawed in this country. Make no mistake about it. They're all not nice decorators. You better get it through your head before it's too late. They threaten your very survival. They went after the Catholic Church. The Catholic Church is now caving into the homosexual mafia. They will not stop until they force their agenda down your throats. Gay marriage is just the tip of the iceberg. They want full and total subjugation of this society to their agenda. Now, if you want that and if you don't think it's a threat -- believe me, that is what's going to occur in this country.

Can someone send me the new agenda? I seem to have lost my copy.

Project Runway big hit - check.

Tom Cruise getting married - check.

Carol Channing going batty - check.

Dems taking Congress - check.

Doogie Howser coming out - check.

Mwahahaha! Our plans are nearing completion.


Kapitano said...

If you're gay and and a communist and an atheist...does that mean you're trying to take over the world three times?

Mark said...

Yes, all we have to do now is get George W. to come out......then we will all convert back. Boy wouldn't he ruin the "gayborhood".

Raine said...

Delurking to let you know this is the funniest thing I've read all week! Thanks for the laugh.
Back to lurking, shh, you didn't see me.

BriteYellowGun said...

LOL! If ONLY we could actually be that organized. Give me a break, you'd have to pry most of them out of a bar to actually get them to commit to any agenda and let's face it, with the majority, that ain't about to happen. People are so ignorant.

gayborhood gringo said...

I'm still waiting on my toaster oven from my first convert.

Red7Eric said...

I would like to add to the agenda: "Replace 'The Star-Spangled Banner,' a song which no one can sing well, with something a little more groove-alicious. Say, 'I Am What I Am' ... or something like that."

The Brian said...

Hi raine! Feel free to comment whenever you like.

I admit it, I'm a comment ho.

Moncrief Speaks said...
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Moncrief Speaks said...

Funnily enough, Michael Savage chooses to live and base his radio show in, wait for it, San Francisco.

Is there any other group but us you can talk about that way today and get away with it in today's America?

Another scary thing: line up statements like that side-by-side with what Nazis were saying about Jews in the 1930s. Tell me if I'm overreaching when I say there are some pretty real similarities.

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