Thursday, August 10, 2006

Boo!

First tweezers now this:

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security raised the threat level for all commercial aircraft to "high" and U.S. authorities banned liquids, including drinks, from U.S. commercial flights.

He's got a Dr. Pepper everyone look out!


and here's some unhelpful exposition from Mr. Neumann:

"This liquid explosive type of attack is particularly worrying. Planes remain vulnerable and in the coming weeks terrorists will be thinking of something else to do that we have no idea about," said Peter Neumann, director of the Center for Defense Studies at London's King's College university.


So, terrorists are thinking of things to do. Let's get DHS right on that.


I'm telling you nude flights are just around the corner.

12 comments:

Steve said...

Could Martin O'Malley be on my flight?

The Brian said...

woohoo! just tell when that flight leaves.

graham said...

Nude Flights...excellent. When are they gonna start taking reservations for them?

RIC said...

In that case, in order to avoid at least a part of the immorality, I guess they'll eventually have to allow certain kinds of commitments between passengers, won't they?...
Let's just start flying right now! Something good may come to us after all...

The Brian said...

Graham, we're working on start-up right now. Check-in will be a breeze! No security lines!

woo-hoo sounds great Ric.

Steve said...

Ha! - Nude flights - now that would be interesting.. or absolutely scary..

What is worse - the terrorists or some of the American public nude..?

That is a tough one.

alessandro said...

and all of this is going to make my life so much easier if I end up flying home and then flying back in a month. These flight restritcions in the United States are "indefinite", the last I read.

Nude flights might be fun though :)

Minge said...

I want a nude flight with Will Young, please.

Saucy Love said...

My nude flight top 5:

5. Vin Diesel (Don't judge me)
4. Clive Owen
3. The New James Bond
2. Benjamin Bratt
1. Tyson Beckford

Whew! I'm going to smoke now.

The Brian said...

Vin is a good choice. I'd add Bobby Cannavale and Jason Statham. Let's bring Channing Tatum on just to make things interesting.

BriteYellowGun said...

Nude flights? Probably not too far off but have you people really looked at the majority of air travelers??? You'd change your tune real quick about wanting to be on board. No thanks, I'd rather walk!

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