First tweezers now this:
The U.S. Department of Homeland Security raised the threat level for all commercial aircraft to "high" and U.S. authorities banned liquids, including drinks, from U.S. commercial flights.
He's got a Dr. Pepper everyone look out!
and here's some unhelpful exposition from Mr. Neumann:
"This liquid explosive type of attack is particularly worrying. Planes remain vulnerable and in the coming weeks terrorists will be thinking of something else to do that we have no idea about," said Peter Neumann, director of the Center for Defense Studies at London's King's College university.
So, terrorists are thinking of things to do. Let's get DHS right on that.
I'm telling you nude flights are just around the corner.
Thursday, August 10, 2006
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9 comments:
woohoo! just tell when that flight leaves.
Nude Flights...excellent. When are they gonna start taking reservations for them?
In that case, in order to avoid at least a part of the immorality, I guess they'll eventually have to allow certain kinds of commitments between passengers, won't they?...
Let's just start flying right now! Something good may come to us after all...
Graham, we're working on start-up right now. Check-in will be a breeze! No security lines!
woo-hoo sounds great Ric.
I want a nude flight with Will Young, please.
My nude flight top 5:
5. Vin Diesel (Don't judge me)
4. Clive Owen
3. The New James Bond
2. Benjamin Bratt
1. Tyson Beckford
Whew! I'm going to smoke now.
Vin is a good choice. I'd add Bobby Cannavale and Jason Statham. Let's bring Channing Tatum on just to make things interesting.
Nude flights? Probably not too far off but have you people really looked at the majority of air travelers??? You'd change your tune real quick about wanting to be on board. No thanks, I'd rather walk!
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